The Dangers of Unchecked Technology: A Cautionary Tale of a Mysterious Device

A guy in a hurry used the ladies when he was through, he saw four buttons ww,fd,nd and atr. He tried ww and warm water poured on him and he liked it, he tried fd which was fresh dryer and he was dried and he also liked it, he tried nd which meant nice deodorant and he smelt nice, feeling pampared tried the last button, atr. He woke up the next day in a hospital and saw a nurse that said 'atr means AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER, when the machine didnt find a tampon, it removed your balls, they are right there'. He fainted