UK Party Chaos Unfolds as Love, Deception, and Brutal Revenge Come to Head As James puts on his after shave on, which smelt really strong and made girls wet as soon as they smelt it. As he puts it on he notices that his phone was ringing, it was his best mate Terry. Terry decided to shout down the phone to James "A'ight geez(British BTW) you still coming to this party then?" And James sighed while laughing "yeah son don't worry and it's not "A" party, it's "your" party dick head." Terry started laughing down the phone and the shouted "yo we still going to that 'ammers game." When Terry said " 'ammers" he was actually saying "hammers" because he's British. It's a cockney one. The hammers are a football team called "West Ham United" anyway, back to the story. James just sighed and went "of course I am, I bought us both the fucking tickets" and Terry went silent, 4 seconds went by and Terry finally replied "oh yeah, I forgot about that one, anyways get your sexy arse over 'ere and let's eat some pussay!" James muttered "twat" under his breath. As James continued to get ready for the party, he looked at Facebook and a girl he recently asked out called Hannah had put a status saying "gunna hve fun at this prty" James knew they she was a intelligent girl, so he had no idea why she was writing like that. She had changed since she went out with some cunt called David. James and David used to he friends until he asked Hannah out and she said she was with someone else. Well... James found out that it was David who was with her. Tonight James was going to ask Hannah out, he knows there's something wrong with her because he never looks happy with him. James was ready, he double checked his dick for any mishaps, but nope it's was a 12" whistle that was gunna get blown tonight. As James walked to Terry's house, he noticed David and his crew. He then noticed Hannah, David makes her wear the sluttiest stuff. She didn't like it at all. James could see it in her eyes. When James got through the door into Terry's massive house, Terry instantly walked up to James and gave him a beer and said "go on then sexy, go get some pussay!" The thing about James is that he always gets girls, so does David and he does behind Hannah's back, but Terry gets luck now and then, oh don't get me wrong, none of them are virgins. Accept that James wasn't sure about Hannah. …the next moment changed everything
