Sexually Charged Stewardesses in a World of Unconventional Airline Rules and Duties Stewardess Cindy Ch 8 – Humour & Satire Original story by Frankel Cindy and Sindy sat in the office of their boss. They were in trouble, they knew that, but had no idea why. Mr Saunders stared at them from behind his desk. They had been summoned to his office as soon as their flight from London to New York landed. The flight had been normal enough. In fact, Cindy had been quite proud of her sister. Sure they had over-fed the Catholic bishops on board their breast milk, but together Cindy and Sindy had managed to suck the excess milk out of their penises. "So why are we in trouble?" she thought. "Perhaps it was because Sindy forgot to put her shirt and bra back on after serving her breast milk. But the bishops had been so keen for her to leave it off so they could see her crucifix necklace. Oh, what did we do wrong?" "I take it you know why I have called you into my office," said Mr Saunders. "No, sir," Cindy and Sindy said together. "You're joking!" he said. "You give blowjobs to half the world’s Catholic bishops, let them suck your tits and work half naked and you don't see the problem!" Sindy and Cindy looked at each other. Cindy could see her kid sister was very confused and upset. "What's a blowjob?" Sindy whispered to her sister. "I don't know," said Cindy. "What do you mean, what is a blowjob?! From what I hear you two have blown every male passenger on every flight you have been on. The other stewardesses say they won't work with you anymore!" "Why not?" said Cindy. "We work hard, harder than they do. If it wasn't for us you would have lost so many passengers." "Why?" said Mr Saunders. "Because their testicles would have exploded. The captain told us that air pressure changes cause liquid to build up in men's testicles. If there is too much they explode!" "And how did the captain tell you to stop their testicles exploding?" "To suck the liquid out of their penises. Sometimes we give them too much breast milk and the same thing happens, and we have to suck the milk out as well." "Did the captain make you suck his penis to save him from this problem?" "And the co-pilot," said Sindy. "Several times a flight. It's just common sense. If their testicles exploded the plane would crash! …but everything was about to change
