Sexy Stewardess Saves the Day with a Snake in a Bizarre Aircraft Emergency Scenario Stewardess Cindy Ch 6 – Humour & Satire Original story by Frankel Cindy was a little scared. She had just watched the movie, “Snakes on a plane” with the captain in his hotel room. She didn’t normally watch horror movies, but the captain had said this was more of a training video. “We have to fly to west Africa tomorrow,” the captain said. “And there are lots of dangerous snakes there.” "That was scary,” Cindy said. “I hope we never get any snakes on our plane.” "I am glad you said that,” said the captain. “Because the country we are going to has some very dangerous snakes and they have been known to get on a plane before.” "Oh my,” said Cindy. “I hope I don’t get bitten.” "Actually,” said the captain, “their poison is harmless to women and they don’t have any teeth, so you should be OK. It is men that have trouble. They like to slide into men’s pants and spit out a poison that is lethal to men.” "Oh, how horrible,” said Cindy. “Yes,” said the captain. “It would be up to you to save them.” "But I wouldn’t know how,” said Cindy. “Well, I can help there,” said the captain. “I knew you had no experience of them so – don’t be alarmed now – I brought one with me.” The captain reached into his pants and took out a white snake. “It looks just like your magic lever,” said Cindy. “Yes, I know,” said the captain. He shook the snake in his hands and it grew even bigger. Cindy was scared and she screamed. “Don’t worry,” said the captain. “But please you must act fast. You need to get on your knees and suck the poison out of the head of the snake. You must be quick before it spits its poison on me. I’m starting to lose my grip on it.” Spurred into action, Cindy dropped to her knees before the captain and put the naughty snake in her mouth. She couldn’t help but marvel at how brave the captain was. He had risked the snake’s poison just to show her what to do. “Be careful not to bite it,” said the captain. “That will make it angry. You need to suck the poison out of the opening.” To help her balance, Cindy held on to the captain’s hips. She sucked hard on the snake. She was a little worried the snake might be hurting him as he started to groan. …and then things took a turn
