Christie's Wild Night Ends in Sweet Justice and a Newfound Social Status When we last left Christie, she had just had sex with Chris for the first time. She awoke the next morning to her phone buzzing, feeling relaxed and refreshed, and a little sore between her legs. Oh my God. Was that for real? Her eyes drifted around her room and settled on the picture of the two of them taken when Chris was an infant. My, you’ve certainly grown. The insistent buzzing of her phone drew her attention. What is so important on a Sunday morning??? 6 missed calls, and a dozen text messages. Jennifer, one of the varsity cheerleaders was on the line. “Hello?” “We’ve been trying to reach you all morning, where have you been????” “Um, asleep. What’s going on?” “Oh. My. God. Things blew up after you left last night. I wish you could have seen it.” “Why, what happened?” “Lisa flipped out on Mike. Came storming out of the bedroom after they were done and started screaming about how small is dick is, and what a lousy fuck he was.” “What?!?!?!?!!” Christie sat up, wide awake now. “When????” “Not long after you left. Girl, you should have seen it, she was right in his face, holding her fingers like an inch apart, and screaming. ‘This is you!!!! This is your dick!!!!!’” Christie covered her mouth to keep from laughing. “No way!!!!” “Oh yeah. It was awesome!!! That sonofabitch got humiliated in front of everyone. But then it got even better.” “Why, what happened?” “So Mike is just getting pissed, right? So he hauls off and slaps her!” “No way!!!” “Oh yeah. So now she’s screaming at him about how she’s going to file assault charges, and he’s going to jail, and everyone’s going to know that he’s a woman beater.” “So what happened next?” “Mike got hauled out of there by his friends, but it is blowing up on MySpace right now.” “God, I can’t believe I spent so long with that jerk.” “I know, right? So anyways, how do you feel today?” Christie smiled. “I feel great.” “Really? After last night and how much you drank?’ Christie caught herself. What could she say? ‘I fucked my nerdy next door neighbor and he has a massive dick.’??? “Well, hearing what happened to Mike and all.” “Yeah, that put a smile on my face, too. Alright girl, I’ll see you tomorrow.” After Christie hung up, she couldn’t stop grinning. The asshole got his, and she got hers. Sweet justice. …but everything was about to change
