A Forgotten Night in England I'm having such a good sleep. Dreaming...I’m kneeling, face down, bum up. My girlfriend in China is slapping my ass and sticking something hard and thick in and out of me. She tells me to make sure to get pictures if I get laid in England. I’m cumming…OOOH! My eyes pop open. Oh, just a dream, but so good. I vaguely remember having some stupid bitch last night. I glance over, yes the camera was on. I’ll look later to see who I fucked. What was her name? Susie, Karen, Jody?? Whatever, I turn over to go back to sleep. Maybe I’ll have another sexy dream of my girlfriend. Just drifting off. A bang at the door! What idiot’s banging on my door so early in the morning? I get up, throw my night gown on and stumble to the door. Opening the door I see some sleazy man and a wobbly naked girl who looks like she had a very rough night. Woozily I recognize the man…the hotel keeper. The girl, oh yes, Susie, or was it Laura? Casey maybe? I don’t remember but it’s the one from last night. What’s she doing here? Oh yes, I loaned her to the hotel guy and told him to bring her back in the morning. I wanted to use her in my final presentation this morning. Bleary eyed, I ask, “You finish her? She good? OK, give her me. Now you go fuck off. Thanks.” Grinning, the hotel man pushes her (Laura? Sally?) into my room. Her hair is a mess. Goo all over it. Men! …but everything was about to change
