A Fateful Wedding Day As I sat there on the dresser chair I couldn't help but think what an utter fool my son was. Sure, he had amazed me many times over the years with his incredible stupidity, but today he had won first prize! You see today was his wedding day and, with help from me, he had successfully negotiated all the hurdles of the big day until the very end of the evening reception and dance. He had sidled up to me with his dumb expression on his face to "ask a favour". It turned out that he and his new bride had slipped upstairs to the hotel room set aside for changing clothes in order to change into travelling clothes so they could head off on their honeymoon, a 2 week cruise paid for by the bank of Dad. Just then, my asshole son realized he had left the tickets, passports etc back at home and he needed to rush off quickly to fetch them- "Lisa is not happy" he whined, "will you keep her company while I nip away and get the tickets?" he asked, "and for God's sake don't tell the in-laws, they don't think much of me as it is, and this wont help any!" And so I found myself sitting in the hotel room with Lisa, my new daughter in law, as we waited for my son to return. Fortunately, Lisa and I got on pretty well and after the initial tears we settled down to chat, and drink the bottle of champagne thoughtfully left for the happy couple. As the drinks worked their magic, I got more and more relaxed and I suppose it is this which made me utter those fateful words... "you know Lisa, I don't know if I should be telling you this, but you look really sexy in that wedding dress, and I cant help being just a bit jealous of my son" Lisa sipped her champagne and replied" well thanks Mr Hewitt, but its more usual to tell the bride she looks pretty, rather than sexy, don't you think?" "well yes Lisa, you do look pretty, absolutely beautiful in fact. But the truth is, you look damn sexy as well" And in my defence, she did. Lisa was tall, slim and had long blond hair. She was a classic athlete shape I suppose, but for her breasts, which seemed unusually large for such a slim woman. Not that she flaunted herself at all- quite the reverse. …the next moment changed everything
