Sibling Seduction in the Brady Bunch: A Tale of Forbidden Desire The Brady Kids Play Dress Up It was early afternoon when Greg pulled his battered station wagon into the Brady’s driveway. The seniors had a half day, so his younger brothers and sisters were still in school for another few hours. He stepped through the back door and strode into the kitchen. “Oh hi Greg, you’re home early.” Alice was just putting on her hat and gloves. “Seniors had a half day today.” Greg opened the fridge and helped himself to a soda. “I’m going out to dinner with Sam the butcher, your dad is still away at his conference and your mom is at a charity event, so you are the man of the house until she gets home late tonight. Dinner is in the refrigerator just heat the roast for a half hour at 350.” Greg did not relish the idea of having to serve his siblings and he knew once the girls got home, they’d want to take over the kitchen anyways. “I’ll take care of everything, have fun on your date with Sam.” It was no secret that Sam was giving Alice his large salami every night, so she’d be out for hours. Alice nearly floated out the door and Greg pushed the answering machine button. “Mom, Greg this is Jan, I’m staying at Melanie Schwinger’s house tonight, and we’re modeling our prom dresses getting ready for junior cotillion next week. Oh and Marcia is staying at Barbara Hamilton’s house they are attempting to give each other makeovers!” Jan could hardly suppress her giggles. “Be home for dinner tomorrow, Love you!” BEEP! “Hey Greg this is Peter, I wanted to let you know that I’m staying over at Jimmy Parson’s house tonight, his parents are taking us to Water World and for pizza. I’ve already told Mom, but just wanted to let you know, see you tomorrow!” BEEP “Awesome”, Greg thought to himself. “Three down and just the two youngest ones to deal with.” It was hard for Greg to think of Bobby and Cindy as the babies anymore. Bobby’s voice was already deepening and Cindy was starting to develop curves that signaled she was just blossoming into womanhood. Greg knew he had a few hours before the little brats made it home from school so he ran up to his room to roll himself a joint. Now that Greg was a senior Mike and Carol decided to let him and Jan have separate bedrooms up in the nearly finished attic. …and then things took a turn
