My Sisters Sinister Plan to Humiliate Me in Front of Her Friends My Sibling Made Me a Sub “Jim wake up, Jim, Jim wake up”, Susan Said. On the first day of summer when my sister would be leaving to go to college; she straddled me gently patting my face. “Ok I am awake if you want me to get up I need you to get off of me”, I said. I got out of bed and said to myself why is my sister so intent on me getting up. Oh well she isn’t going to be here much longer so I must get dressed and go see what she wants I thought. I was also not paying attention to the fact she was also spying on me while I was getting dressed. I heard Susan yell from the kitchen, “Are you ready yet Jim?” “Give me a minute will ya”, I yelled back. I shuffled in my early morning fog to the kitchen to sit at the table. I had no idea what Susan had in mind. So I just sat at the table. “Here I have cooked you some breakfast”. Susan said. I made a solid effort to be civil with her and not let my anger fly completely out of proportion. I was sixteen and Susan was seventeen she would turn eighteen in a few days. Growing up in our family it was just me and her. I sat and ate breakfast while Susan looked on smiling at me like a Cheshire cat and I was kinda getting disturbed by what she was doing. “Susan why are you staring at me that way”, I asked? “I just want you to enjoy your breakfast”, Susan said. “You are only succeeding in making me nervous, go away”, I said. …and then things took a turn
