Bangkok Bachelor Adventure: A Night of Seduction and Desire in the City of Angels ‘You wan’ go Boom Boom?’ he yelled back, sticking a finger through the circle he’d made with the thumb and fore finger of the other hand. ‘Yes, Boom Boom.’ Now don’t get me wrong here, it’s not like I’d done this a thousand times, or even a couple of times but hey, I was in Bangkok on my own with a hard on, thanks to my blessed brother’s Viagra, and besides a million other men had done it before me. Fuck it, I wanted adventure and new experiences, things I’d never done before. The traffic isn’t as bad as you’d expect in Bangkok and after a short journey my man brought me to some dwelling that towered off into the sky and said, ‘Here my friend, you wan’ Boom Boom, come wi’ me.’ So he with greasy cap on and buckled smile, led me up some steps in the twilight of that humid afternoon sun, and ushered me up to what looked like the front doors of a posh hotel. ‘Here you go, Boom Boom.’ I paid the few hundred baht the meter said, and threw in a bit extra to him for bringing me here. He left me with a well suited brawny lookin’ local standing outside a dark door made of glass. ‘Welcome sir, won’t you come in?’ in almost perfect English. The tinted gleaming heavy door swung open and I was led into a dim room with thick red carpet and mirrors on the ceiling. To my right was a little reception desk and directly before me was a window framed with all the golden carved excesses you would expect on a famous work of art hanging in the Tate. This picture though, was made up of about eighteen Thai women dressed in all sorts of garb. …but everything was about to change
